Sisbonrill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak crocodile.

Sisbonrill created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Sisbonrill, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sisbonrill, he will turn you into a rat.

Sisbonrill's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sisbonrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Sisbonrill loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never go into white rooms.