Fumdobtig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome elephant.

Fumdobtig created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumdobtig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fumdobtig, it will come to you in dreams.

Fumdobtig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fumdobtig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.