Taromindod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain scorpion.

Taromindod created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Taromindod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Taromindod, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Taromindod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Taromindod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the west.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Taromindod.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.