Cunfagduss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, capable dog.

Cunfagduss created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunfagduss, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cunfagduss, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Cunfagduss' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cunfagduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Put Cunfagduss first in all things.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Never look in ponds.