Fobratkinyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective raven.

Fobratkinyarl created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobratkinyarl, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fobratkinyarl, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fobratkinyarl's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fobratkinyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. You must pray to Fobratkinyarl seven times a day.