Tonrapcim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured dog.

Tonrapcim created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tonrapcim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tonrapcim, she will curse you with boils.

Tonrapcim's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tonrapcim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tonrapcim on top of all buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.