Randothun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient cobra.

Randothun created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Randothun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Randothun, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Randothun's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Randothun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Randothun in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must never eat lentils.