Fatfidcud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able elephant.

Fatfidcud created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatfidcud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fatfidcud, she will turn you into a slug.

Fatfidcud's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fatfidcud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five mites approach from the west.

2. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Fatfidcud on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Fatfidcud in the centre of the settlement.