Sakjiglak Wadhimpog Bemlimtit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, blissful shark.

Sakjiglak Wadhimpog Bemlimtit created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakjiglak Wadhimpog Bemlimtit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sakjiglak Wadhimpog Bemlimtit, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sakjiglak Wadhimpog Bemlimtit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sakjiglak Wadhimpog Bemlimtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sakjiglak Wadhimpog Bemlimtit's name in vain.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not cook food in pots.