Nanmetvog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome wasp.

Nanmetvog created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanmetvog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanmetvog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nanmetvog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nanmetvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Nanmetvog.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always obey Nanmetvog's priests.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.