Dumgoftan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, amazing capybara.

Dumgoftan created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumgoftan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dumgoftan, she will manifest in front of you.

Dumgoftan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dumgoftan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.