Paktettigat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient chicken.

Paktettigat created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paktettigat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Paktettigat, it will torture you forever.

Paktettigat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Paktettigat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.