Bogappvan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, caring chinchilla.

Bogappvan created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogappvan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bogappvan, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bogappvan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bogappvan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bogappvan.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bogappvan.

5. Never write about planets.