Jadwigpod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty bat.

Jadwigpod created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadwigpod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jadwigpod, he will be mildly annoyed.

Jadwigpod's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jadwigpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Never feed turnips to bats while wearing rings.

5. Do not shave your hands.