Jipwathin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish skunk.

Jipwathin created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipwathin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jipwathin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jipwathin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jipwathin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bark.