Fagbagmip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured fish.

Fagbagmip created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagbagmip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fagbagmip, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Fagbagmip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fagbagmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Fagbagmip loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fagbagmip.