Midcibpib is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, uncaring wasp.

Midcibpib created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Midcibpib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Midcibpib, it will send minions to preach to you.

Midcibpib's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Midcibpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. You must love Midcibpib.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Midcibpib.