Govquillandud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful clam.

Govquillandud created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govquillandud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Govquillandud, it will torture you forever.

Govquillandud's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Govquillandud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Govquillandud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about cell theory.