Botmippit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful tortoise.

Botmippit created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Botmippit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Botmippit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Botmippit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Botmippit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Botmippit loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear purple kilts.