Tantom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, compassionate seal.

Tantom created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tantom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tantom, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tantom's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tantom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide from fawn cats for they are unholy.