Wadvensidbit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-confident manatee.

Wadvensidbit created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadvensidbit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadvensidbit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wadvensidbit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wadvensidbit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three mites approach from the north.

2. Wadvensidbit loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never feed lots of coconuts to monkeys while wearing turquoise tights.