Pomjanstip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, conceited duck.

Pomjanstip created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pomjanstip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pomjanstip, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pomjanstip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pomjanstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Always wear black.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.