Xucvadyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying troll.

Xucvadyatt created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucvadyatt, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xucvadyatt, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Xucvadyatt's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Xucvadyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.