Minsandgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever tapir.

Minsandgeb created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minsandgeb, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Minsandgeb, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Minsandgeb's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Minsandgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must love Minsandgeb.

3. Never think about dark matter near manatees while wearing green coats and balancing five silver spheres on your neck.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.