Rattikpighakfat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, vain rhinoceros.

Rattikpighakfat created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rattikpighakfat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rattikpighakfat, he will torture you forever.

Rattikpighakfat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rattikpighakfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Rattikpighakfat.

3. Rattikpighakfat loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.