Gignilgab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited tortoise.

Gignilgab created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gignilgab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gignilgab, he will turn you into a rat.

Gignilgab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gignilgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must love Gignilgab.

3. Never feed bread to gulls while wearing tights.

4. Never paint your neck fawn.

5. Never wear shoes.