Sterjamvin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, moody grasshopper.

Sterjamvin created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterjamvin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sterjamvin, it will ignore you.

Sterjamvin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sterjamvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. You must pray to Sterjamvin eight times a day.

5. Hide if three foxes approach from the south.