Kip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying frog.

Kip created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kip, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kip's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. You must pray to Kip nine times a day.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kip.