Zimjinboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, emotional centaur.

Zimjinboss created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimjinboss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zimjinboss, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zimjinboss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zimjinboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not keep six foxes in a large pit.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never paint your back orange.