Zodken is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast swan.

Zodken created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Zodken, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zodken, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zodken's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zodken's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Zodken in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Always obey Zodken's priests.