Bogbontailtenrap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humane crab.

Bogbontailtenrap created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Bogbontailtenrap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bogbontailtenrap, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bogbontailtenrap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bogbontailtenrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Bogbontailtenrap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.