Lakcarmot is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, pitiless jackal.

Lakcarmot created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Lakcarmot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lakcarmot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lakcarmot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Lakcarmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Retreat if eight horses approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not cook food in pots.