Flabbabjan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, clever salamander.

Flabbabjan created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabbabjan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flabbabjan, she will destroy your home planet.

Flabbabjan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flabbabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not laugh in public.