Komcithan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong slug.

Komcithan created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komcithan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Komcithan, it will turn you into a mole.

Komcithan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Komcithan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Komcithan.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Komcithan on top of all buildings.

3. Never paint your chest purple.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. You must love Komcithan.