Farnargess is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous centaur.

Farnargess created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Farnargess, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Farnargess, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Farnargess' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Farnargess' Holy Commandments

1. Farnargess must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Farnargess in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Feed all hungry cats.