Tipveendon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, deceitful wolf.

Tipveendon created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipveendon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tipveendon, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tipveendon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tipveendon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.