Migpasnar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident hamster.

Migpasnar created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Migpasnar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Migpasnar, he will be very unhappy.

Migpasnar's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Migpasnar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six tapirs approach from the west.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Migpasnar must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing red shorts and balancing seven silver spheres on your feet.