Vadstippod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, merciless finch.

Vadstippod created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Vadstippod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vadstippod, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vadstippod's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vadstippod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Never run in the presence of mice.