Fenlarntan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish jellyfish.

Fenlarntan created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenlarntan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenlarntan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fenlarntan's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fenlarntan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.