Cenlopmid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, conceited dog.

Cenlopmid created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cenlopmid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cenlopmid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cenlopmid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cenlopmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near tapirs while wearing brown jumpers and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.

2. Cenlopmid loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.