Quillhogbit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able jackal.

Quillhogbit created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quillhogbit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quillhogbit, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Quillhogbit's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Quillhogbit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray ducks for they are unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never paint your face fawn.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Quillhogbit.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.