Hombetrip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind alligator.

Hombetrip created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombetrip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hombetrip, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hombetrip's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Hombetrip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hombetrip.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hombetrip.

3. Do not take Hombetrip's name in vain.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about dark energy near squirrels while wearing brown hats and balancing four silicon spheres on your neck.