Gebfatyokkop is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciful mink.

Gebfatyokkop created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebfatyokkop, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gebfatyokkop, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gebfatyokkop's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gebfatyokkop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.