Bampigbog Cudbarnwab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy hippopotamus.

Bampigbog Cudbarnwab created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bampigbog Cudbarnwab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bampigbog Cudbarnwab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bampigbog Cudbarnwab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bampigbog Cudbarnwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Bampigbog Cudbarnwab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.