Cantofran Gadzogflab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful badger.

Cantofran Gadzogflab created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cantofran Gadzogflab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cantofran Gadzogflab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cantofran Gadzogflab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cantofran Gadzogflab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cantofran Gadzogflab.

2. Always obey Cantofran Gadzogflab's priests.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never mention whales.

5. Fast once a month.