Nathadcum is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sapient ferret.

Nathadcum created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nathadcum, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nathadcum, she will destroy your favourite star.

Nathadcum's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nathadcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near tortoises.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not shave your arms.