Badsteryat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, dishonest skunk.

Badsteryat created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Badsteryat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Badsteryat, he will not care at all.

Badsteryat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Badsteryat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Badsteryat loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about spacetime near eagles while wearing black rings and balancing three gold spheres on your hands.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must never eat apples.