Midrawvad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonest toad.

Midrawvad created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midrawvad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Midrawvad, it will turn you into a slug.

Midrawvad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Midrawvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.