Riltonmad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish dragon.

Riltonmad created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Riltonmad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Riltonmad, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Riltonmad's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Riltonmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about spacetime near horses while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing five iron spheres on your head.