Sugweejad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable fox.

Sugweejad created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugweejad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sugweejad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sugweejad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sugweejad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about manatees.